Hello all,
So the other day I was at the grocery store, I happened to be wearing my shirt from the gym i work at. I saw this guy walk past me a few times and my spidey senses started tingling. But ignored it.
I started making my way around the store and as I was about to go around a corner that guy stopped me.
So I obviously thought he was going to ask me about my gym or about working out. Instead he starts talking about “manscaping!”
Manscaping, here are a few definitions from Urban Dictionary;
-A term used to define male grooming below the belt. A male can use both an electric razor or a regular razor. A Mach 3 is preferable with the ladies on the testicular area.
“He is so hairy…he needs some education on manscaping.”
-A fine artform exclusive to men; the continued upkeep of exceptional hygeine and strategic hair removal as they pertain to the male body.
“I have a big date tonight I should do some manscaping.”
So this dude starts talking to me about manscaping in the middle of the grocery store! He said he’s worked with a couple of mulatto guys multiple times during the conversaion, still not sure why.
He then pulled out one of his cards, but as he did this flyer fell out of his pocket which he quickly picked up and stuffed into his pocket, but as he did I noticed the picture on it. I was similar to the picture below, but went down a little lower!
He showed me his arm pits and told me how well it worked. (Remember this is still in the middle of the store!) He finished off by saying he normally doesn’t work Wednesdays but would come in for me to try it out!
I’m not sure what point the idea came into my head but I started questioning his motives…Is he hitting on me!? He’s got balls if he is!
Oh well complement is a complement!
S o what do you think, was he sincere or was he trying to pick me up?
